"Having lived on Mallorca now for two years and never once been to an Indian Restaurant here,my wife and I decided we should Give one a try WE picked ,after 1 hour on the web the Royal Indian Restaurant lots of Jolly altho Too Happy; looking customer pictures ,Serviettes and cutlery untouched, most people with NO FOOD in front of them. HOW they can write a review without having eaten. YES I KNOW they wrote it later.! Just indicating, the set up is SO HAPPY it does not ring true. Parking near the place is Madness. Took me 1/2 hour to find a spot.(OK not their fault) Oh how I WISH we HAD NOT FOUND the spot. The place looked very good. That was where it ALL, STARTED and ENDED. Have you ever been very hungry and REALLY looking forward to your Favourite meal. Eat it all because YOU WERE hungry and be amazed at your self,because the quality ,presentation, just about everything was absolutely AWFUL. My wife knocked her wine over! WHY?? She tried to pull the Peshwari naan apart, which was so old and cold ,that when it parted, her hand hit the glass and BINGO, there she was with a wine soaked (So called) Tandoori mixed grill and soggy knickers. The waiters RUSHED over to help?? NO. They ignored us. The Jolly Asian gentleman came over, way after the Wine incident , and asked in English. YOU ENJOY ?? Looking back now I feel it was an instruction. Just under 37Euro for absolute rubbish. A very UNenjoyable meal and evening, served without care by two rather scruffy Asian Hombres I did feel slightly better tho, after I told them that their Emporium Establishment whatever ;BUT certainlly NOT a restaurant; served the worse Indian food I have had ever had the misfortune to have been stupid enough to not only BUY but EAT. My wife thought it Hillarious and said Serve you right GUTS I was slightly appeased , when I had the last laugh as she got up to leave and ,squelched semi bow legged to the exit,shaking the last of the wine off her shoe. Thank you ROYAL INDIAN ,if you see us again,it will be in the restaurant OPPOSITE. PS, I also DO NOT believe ONE THING we ate was fresh or cooked in a Tandoor."
