Maidstone
The Romney

The Romney

Audley Mote House, Mote Park, Willington Street, Maidstone, United Kingdom, ME15 8NQ

Lunch • Dining • Brunch • Coffee


"Awful disappointing experience. As a special treat, a friend and I made a reservation by telephone having read on the website “Special Offer” Book afternoon tea this August and enjoy free flowing Prosecco for 90 minutes till August 31st. To celebrate afternoon tea. Upon arrival at reception, two women on duty left us standing there for quite a while with no acknowledgement, while both on phones, no eye contact given. They eventually escorted us to a table. A waitress came to us and said “shall I bring you tea or coffee?” we told her not yest as we would like the free -flowing Prosecco to begin with please. She said we had not booked an Afternoon Tea with Prosecco and we could have a glass of sparkling wine at extra cost. We mentioned the August special and was told you had to book on line for the offer. There is nowhere on the website that said you had to book on line for the offer. We explained this to her. The attitude was very much ‘take it or leave it’. No apologies and total lack of customer care. The Web page display advertises Free Prosecco till 31st August Book a Table, which we did by phone not online. A complete sham the whole episode. If it hadn’t been a special meet-up for my friend an I we would have walked out. The sandwiches were disappointing, we had one dry plain scone each, no choice of fruit. What should have been a great Afternoon tea experience ended up a very disgruntled experience. We felt let down and dismayed by the attitude of SOME staff. Nobody seemed to care about the customer. Sad really. Had they been more accommodating we would be recommending friends to visit. However due to the manner in which our booking was handled. We will not be setting foot in there again."

The Marble Lounge

The Marble Lounge

Chilston Park Hotel, Boughton Road, Maidstone, United Kingdom, ME17 2BE

Lounge • Coffee • Cheese • British


"My friend and I returned yesterday, 24/10/2014, looking forward to the same very enjoyable experience mentioned in my previous review of 29/04/2014. Well I'm sad to say it was very disappointing and we won't be going back for a third time.Service was patchy and perfunctory, and the glass teapots were in serious need of a good clean. My friend had the Jasmine Tea, which is almost clear in appearance. The inner metal core of the pot which held her tea was badly stained with tannin from previous servings and the rims of both our teapots were stained and grubby. This isn't hidden staining, it is all too evident and the server, or the kitchen, either don't bother to check, or just don't care.The kitchen had apparently run out of the Assam Tea I requested, so the woman serving us went to some sort of display box behind the sofa we were seated and took some tea from that. This might explain why my pot of tea tasted musty and stale.We had opted for the Royal Tea, which includes a glass of champagne. We asked to have the champagne before the afternoon tea was served, and what we were given were 2 , only 2/3 full, glasses, complete with water marks on the bases of the flutes and a smear of grease on mine.After the champagne, we waited, and we waited, and we waited, until finally, after catching someone's eye, we were served with the food. Another long wait ensued before the teapots arrived. The concept of drinking the tea whilst eating the sandwiches, cakes and scones seemed to have been overlooked.Trying to attract anyone's attention was a waste of time. Perhaps I had slipped into my invisibility cloak by mistake!No-one did a check-back, to see if we were happy with the food, no-one offered a refill of the teapots, and it seemed like no-one was too bothered about the quality of the experience at all.Afternoon Tea is supposed to be a refined, relaxed, enjoyable experience,with a certain charm and élan to it, but the serving staff seemed rather more preoccupied with carrying bowls of chips and hot snacks to the other occupants of the Marble Lounge, than ensuring that 2 middle aged ladies had a pleasant afternoon. Finally, unable to attract anyone's attention to our table, we went to the desk and paid, and a word of thanks there for our custom might have been nice, but that was neglected too.Sorry, Chilston Park, we won't be back."