"I thought it might be a bit cheeky to ask if we could just have a couple of sandwiches with one of the meats, but given that they mentioned struggling for business, I thought they might accommodate us. Charging us around £4 or £5 each for that wouldn't have taken more than a couple of minutes, and we would have happily stayed for a few hours. Unfortunately, they said it wasn’t possible to do that, so we finished our drinks and left after just 15 minutes. Sadly, I don’t think we’ll be returning."