Biarritz
Le Majestic-Chez Fernanda

Le Majestic-Chez Fernanda

5 Avenue de la Reine Victoria, 64200 Biarritz, France

Pizza • Pâtes • Italien • Français


"I will preface this by saying two things I didn 't feel like going out and it was 29 degrees (84F) out there at 8:00 pm. We were staying at the Grande Palais across the road and my wife (bless her) persuaded me that we needed to venture out and post the what do you want I don 't know debate settled on this place as it was less than 200m from the gate. The restaurant has a 'rustic charm ' which can mean 'run down a bit ' and we were served by a young women who radiated 'my life is over and I wish I was somewhere else ' and also I just know you are tourist ok? ;that said she was prompt and pleasant and all was well until the vile Gaelic habit of the cigarette smoker asserted itself. Two rather astringent looking females sparked up their respective cigarettes and that and another ambush from a chap waiting for his 'emporter ' pizza nearly did me in. We were served a rather lackluster beef lasange that had ventured too close to the sun and looked suspiciously like it was floating in 'Jack cheese '. The somewhat earnest chef (who had an injury reminiscent of being hit in the head with a frying pan) inquired as to our level of satisfaction and we swiftly reassured him all was 'tres bon '. The food was ok indeed well enough cooked to silence even the most aggressive bacteria and it was also competitively priced. The wine a bottle of Chianti over which the the waitress (to give her a name) dispensed with the nicety of tasting was not bad and the bottled water was cold. Looking back we should have dined inside away from the drag racing in the street and the filthy 'fumier '. Would I go there again? no."