Milton Keynes
Taipan

Taipan

5 12th Street, Milton Keynes MK9 3PU, United Kingdom

Sushi • Asian • Chinese • Cantonese


"This is such a mixed bag review and really hope that the owners of this restaurant read this as it is really important for basic customer service. We had a table of 6 booked for 9pm, as much as I know this is late they were very willing to take our booking. We arrived and said that we had a booking and this young woman huffed and puffed at us. I thought there and then this isn’t going to work out too well! She showed us to the table and literally chucked the menus to the middle of the table. We couldn’t be any more of an inconvenience to her. Two of our friends were going to be 10 minutes late and let her know, as you can imagine this went down like a sack of spuds! She said that the rest of us should order and they can order when they arrive. We decided to go with the Hong Kong set menu. Our friends arrived at 21:08 and told them that they can only order a main, no starter. I we were out to celebrate my husband’s birthday so really didn’t want to make a fuss as only felt it would fall on deaf ears. As our friends didn’t want to make a fuss either they just went along with it and she stood over them the whole time until they ordered. Our starters arrived and they are huge portions, so could easily share with our friends that were late, but their main came out at the same time. It was so frustrating. The food is absolutely beautiful, but the service completely spoiled it for us. I am so shocked that we were treated like that. The only reprieve we had was another young waiter and he was really good and made sure that we got drinks throughout the time we were there. We have been to the taipan on many occasions and never had such awful service, it really is such a shame."

Crooked Billet

Crooked Billet

2 Westbrook End, Newton Longville MK17 0DF, MK17 0DN, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom

Pubs • Steak • British • Vegetarian


"Rating: I recently had the opportunity to visit The Crooked Billet, and I must say that my overall impressions were positive. Here's a breakdown of my experience at this pub: Atmosphere and Seating: The pub boasts a pleasant ambiance, especially with its good outdoor seating options. The area surrounding the pub is peaceful, creating a relaxed environment for enjoying a drink or a meal. It's an ideal spot if you're looking for a quiet retreat away from the hustle and bustle of the city. Staff: The bar staff were friendly and welcoming, which added to the positive atmosphere. They provided attentive service and were knowledgeable about the drink options available. Their warm demeanor contributed to a pleasant experience overall. Drink Prices: I found the drink prices at The Crooked Billet to be reasonable and in line with my expectations for a pub in the area. It's always reassuring when the prices match the quality and atmosphere of the establishment. Food: Unfortunately, I didn't have the chance to try the food during my visit, but based on my positive experience with the other aspects of the pub, I'm inclined to return and give it a try in the future. I have high hopes that the food will be of the same quality and meet my expectations. In conclusion, The Crooked Billet is a nice pub located in a peaceful area, offering good outdoor seating and a friendly bar staff. The drink prices are fair, making it a worthwhile visit if you happen to be in the area. While I didn't sample the food on this occasion, I plan to return in the future to give it a try based on the overall positive experience I had. I can confidently say that The Crooked Billet is a good pub that is worth considering for a pleasant outing."

Revolution

Revolution

Xscape Complex, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom, MK9 3XA

Pizza • Vegan • British • Vegetarian


"What a disaster! I was really looking forward to celebrating my birthday here having booked the 2 hour Afternoon Tea menu. On arrival, it was not at all busy and a nice atmosphere with upbeat music playing in the background. We were promptly shown to our table and our waitress advised she'd be right back with some table water and to take our drinks order. That's when the problems began...over a 15 minute wait for water. The waitress apologised and took our drinks order 2 bubblegum daiquiris, 1 prosecco and 1 guinness. On booking, we specified our order and dietary requirements over the phone, which the waitress confirmed with us; one standard meat afternoon tea for my husband (no dietary requirements), one afternoon tea without cheese for my friend and one standard MEAT afternoon tea with JUST THE BEEF BURGER EXCHANGED FOR A VEGAN BURGER (due to a beef intolerance) for me. Our waitress repeated back what we'd asked for. We waited and waited and waited...50 MINUTES for drinks!!!! Absolutely ludicrous! When the drinks finally arrived, the bubblegum daiquiris were full of ice and no flavour, my friend and I couldn't taste the bubblegum, let alone the alcohol! My prosecco was flat and my husband's guiness hadn't settled properly. Our food was delivered 5 minutes later, but I was left even more disappointed and quite upset given how long we'd waited....I was presented with an ALL VEGAN portion. Plus the food portions and presentation were inconsistent. My friend and I were handed our food on camping plates. No presentation, just thrown on. Not as pictured on the the website, which also showed incorrect pricing (pricing has now been updated). However, my husband received a massive portion displayed nicely on a board. The waiting staff had changed shift by this point and a waiter called Barney had brought our food to the table. He noticed the distress in our faces, the disappointment in my voice when the all vegan meal turned up and he acknowledged that the service we had received was not up to standard. He explained that our table had received the worst service. He also explained that we had received and were charged for an extra portion in error (hence my husband's massive portion) despite their system showing we had cancelled a place in advance and had confirmed our order with the waitress at the start. The service we had received was abysmal! Barney was extremely professional, apologetic and enthusiastic about making up for the bad experience we had received. Barney offered to correct my meal and it would be ready in 10/15 minutes, which I accepted, although I felt deflated. From then on the service was prompt and as promised, my corrected meal arrived within the time frame given. The vegan burger was very tasty and I particularly enjoyed the jalapeño poppers. The cheesy chips were disgusting; soggy and just about cooked, swimming in a sickly cheese sauce rather than coated with melted grated cheese. However, the desserts were delicious, good portion sizes and well presented. Barney maintained his professionalism and enthusiasm throughout and offered us drinks on the house, a birthday sparkler and considerably reduced our bill. Thank you Barney for saving my birthday! From what started as terrible service and experience went to very good, hence the middle of the range average rating. If we received the service we later received from Barney all the way through, it would have been top marks!"

Papa J's

Papa J's

20 Redgrave Drive, MK4 4TB, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom

Asian • Vegan • Indian • Vegetarian


"Well as a group we all go out every month to different places and we heard papa j came highly recommended, well I recommend don’t bother, we got there we’re sat down straight away, we all had a vibe that this place was not what we heard, actually we all nearly walked out, reason it took half an hour to get the drinks, then eventually poppadoms 1 each, with the smallest Chutney dips Ever seen, Actually, we had to ask for another set of dips because they were so small that the three they bought out was just not gonna be enough for the six of us, Anyway, we eventually got to order our food. We all quite specific on what we wanted an hour later the start turns up I mean okay the starters were okay not too bad basically I had chips. I didn’t really know what to expect. They were spicy chips, (1) got this papa dish which was basically just to poppadoms with salad on and they all and all the poppadoms were soggy anyway from the salad, And the simplest starter came out last, which was just odd two poppadoms salad and even before that was eaten they started bringing out the main dishes, Well, what we ordered was definitely not what they bought out. I asked for my dish to be madras hot. I asked for chilli rice well those absolutely no spice to it whatsoever and they bought out those chilli And to bring out some more chilli rice well that wasn’t chilli rice either it was hot but not chilli hot. It was just hot hot. All the rest of the food what we ordered it all looked the same and it had no taste and no Spice absolutely awful, Service was atrocious as well. We all agreed that we weren’t gonna pay full price for this meal because it just wasn’t worth it so we asked for a discount and to be fair they gave us discount with kind of made up for the lack Luster attempts of what was sit down. So my overall rating of this pappa J Terrible Food terrible Service and I don’t recommend this. Before I left, I did tell the fellow beyond the bar, but this is by far the worst restaurant with we’ve ever ate in."