Joeie's Takeaway Brighton

The chips were undercooked and topped with plastic cheese and the pizzas tasted rank the dough tasted strange like it was off

So so bad quality of food and the staff are so rude... have a look at the place it's dirty. Had really bad stomach the next day all of us all from pizza

Ordered through JustEat. Never again Ordered a Pizza deal, but no coleslaw and no alternative. Not good value. Then to tell JustEat I cancelled the order. At least be honest. Ver carta

I had the most superb mixed kebab with fabulous chilli sauce excellent salad mushrooms pickles and Diet Coke delivered by a nice chap who didn't want to wait for the extra bless him.

The cheapest I have found so far. Pizza not particularly amazing but feels a hole. We order a lot from them so it can't be that bad. Like I say its v cheap.....and you can order some beer at well.

Ordered online with a minute eta arrived on time. Hot fresh and generous. Good value and driver was a delight. Everything from pizza burgers chicken kebabs and kids meals.... drinks and desserts to. Give it a go xxxxx Ver carta

First and last time I ever order from this place. The delivery guy couldn’t find my address and made me wait outside my house for around and started to have ago at me! Saying I gave him the wrong address...which I find laughable as...it was correct. He was so rude and by the time he came to me I had horrible cold food. Never again will I order from this horrible place.

Ordered from here and received the wrong order, very weird considering I only ordered items. When I phoned to complain about an item being wrong I got hung up on. Called again, tried to complain about being hung up on previously and got ignored....Eventually they agreed to replace my wrong item, but very un-apologetic. New item eventually arrived but delivery guy was rude. Also the kebab was one of the worst I've ever tasted and the cheesey chips which were the replacement had virtually no cheese on. I'M FROM BRIGHTON AND THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST TAKEAWAYS!!! NEVER ORDER FROM HERE.

Used the app to order meals for delivery on a sunday evening at approx Could select a delivery time for OR As Soon As Possible. Chose the ASAP option thinking that that would be earlier or around At still no...sign of food. Phoned shop only to be told that they are really busy and that our food had not been been cooked as yet. They offered an apology and the offer of some free food, however we had already ordered want wanted to eat and paid for it on the app!! We did not want anything else for free, just what we ordered and paid for. Finally arrived at with an unfriendly chap and no face to face apology. When handing over the food there was a slight pause from the delivery driver, presumably... Ver carta